Sometimes you sit there and feel violated, you feel that it's your right to decide when to waste you own time and when not to.
So after watching 2012 I felt that someone had come and removed 1 hour 24 minutes and 36 seconds from my life without my permission - bastard !
The term wooden does not do the inane child like acting justice, I can only hope they used video cameras to film it so they didn't waste any tape and can re-use what they took.
With a reasonable amount of luck the Mayans got it right and the long count calendar will end, the world will stop turning and this piece of shit will be lost forever.
Even with the inane decision to take a light airplane (despite knowing the climate and weather systems are going to go haywire) did little to raise the level from shitty drivel to anything higher.
I sense the Mayan knew the upcoming DVD and TV release, the icon Uo above looks surprisingly like a TV with a large cross in as if to say "no fucking 2012 movie".
The main issue is I can't get back the time I wasted - I could have boiled 28 eggs in the time this utter shite wafted over the screen, if the film is trying to get across a religious message it should be "Please grant me a power cut NOW".
A quick tip, when giving CPR the ideal tactic is not to shout "1...2...3...4" when compressing the rib cage, apparently the song "Staying Alive" is the perfect rhythm so make sure in a loud and clear voice you scream in a high pitch tone "ah ah ah ah staying alive .... eeeeaahhhhhhh eerrrrrruuaaaahhhhhhhhhh" , ribs cracking and shit but at least he would have had more fun in the jungle.
At the time of writing its only 1149 Days, 7 hours, 33 Minutes until this film is lost forever.
Make sure you keep your copy handy.
Official2012Countdown.com
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