The Dog Particle

They say the reason CERN can't find the so called "God" particle is proof of Gods existence.
The argument goes like this, if he had wanted you to find it then he would have allowed you to, the fact you can't find it proves that God exists and therefore there's no point looking anymore.

This perhaps carries a portion of truth, for example no one has God's phone number which must mean he has one because he hasn't allowed anyone to have it and therefore it must be a fact.

By a stroke of irony people who hear voices in their head are labeled "Mad" and locked up in a dark place, people who say God has spoken to them are revered and held as "chosen", I often wonder what would happen if someone proclaimed voices spoke to them and added a few moments later "in binary" ........

Even better however would be one of the other crackpot ideas that Cern will create a particle that will go back in time - could be good for a laugh, they create a particle that destroys everything and at the last minute the scientists decide to create a time warp, shoot back in time and bugger up the current Cern project thus preventing themselves from ever inventing it in the first place, but if that was true then they wouldn't have invented it so couldn't have gone back in time to stop themselves from inventing it !

Even better would be to pop back in time, ring your own doorbell and run off !

Personally though all this bollocks is just what the mad far wing extremists need to keep their frantic minds fueled, I'm sure the same crap was spouted when the first wheel was invented "That will destroy us all" was surely the cry ?

The first cars must have caused people to take a loaded gun with them "Crikey Matilda, we're almost at 5 Miles Per Hour, I had better shoot us both before the G force rips the skin from our bodies".

Cern is just another step in the rock bashing that the ape like life forms have achieved in our attempts to understand the world around us.
I can't see the issue really, it's a large rock with a molten core whizzing through the galaxy at something around 25,000 MPH.

Hopefully Cern will create the God particle (without blowing the world up), then realize they had missed the "non God particle", the "I might believe in God but I'm not sure particle", the "I'd like to believe but I need some proof first particle" and the "no not ever even if you gave me his phone number particle".
Add to that the "someone left the light on particle", the "where does this one go particle" and "I've got a spare bit left over particle" it should be a fun year.
I can only imagine the wild parties they must have at Cern.

Anyway, having been stuck behind a Daewoo Matiz tonight doing a whopping 25 mph I can certainly vouch that should the God particle be found and should it trigger a black hole then fairs fair but at least the bastard in the Matiz should go before me.

With some luck Cern may notice a previously unknown slow moving particle that appears to have fuck all use and blocks the progress of all other particles, they should call it the Matiz particle in honor of these slow bastards who clutter the road with their scrap metal, it will exist for exactly 4 years then decay in a small pile of rust.

It might even be they get some success and manage to make lovely little black holes which they find out anyone can make - next Xmas we might see mini LHCs in Argos for £89.99 - I can see the return queue now "I want to return this Hadron Collider please, it says make your own black holes on the box, this fuckers faulty it just made an alternate parallel universe, that's not what little Johnny wanted for Xmas you bastards, and I want my money back on the 96 AA batteries it needed".

Ah well Halloween next....