We were fortunate enough to eat in the same place we ate in yesterday but despite my worst fears they had managed to obtain a new supply of flies.
They were lively buggers trying to swoop onto my meal or drinks then trying everyone else in the room - it makes for such a delightful dinner when you know a fly wants to trample it's own shit on your plate and suck the mess up.
Anyway, despite the dull Sunday (Germany appears to close for Sunday), we started back training to a nice cool room yesterday (Monday), dinner at the undisclosed destination (but Monday was drowsy fly day, they were not very lively).
Today saw a warm muggy day with most of the hills covered either in fog, mist or smoke from the thousands of flies being burnt - not sure which ?
It was so hot I was considering taking my trousers off and sitting in the course in my undercrackers, that would sort the lot of them out.
Thankfully someone remembered the windows do actually open and we cooled down a little.
There's something very un-nerving about working on computer equipment with dribbles of sweat running down the crack of your arse, not recommended.
We finally left the room at 17:50 so we could get back in time to see the Cosmos bus from haides itself arrive, although it was fairly refreshing to see someone who was not 98 and smelling of piddle.
She cast a "fuck off - stop staring at my tits" gaze in our direction and our work was done, dinner it seemed would be yet another lonely affair the three of us sitting there like Cassette tapes in a drawer full of CDs.
On the plus side I could enjoy an hour of Germany's finest Television - it even makes shit TV look good.
Have a butchers at http://watch.squidtv.net/europe/germany.html - ZDF is exceptionally dull on a Sunday when they have Fernsehgarten - http://www.fernsehgarten.zdf.de/
Imagine Noels House party with all the good bits removed (bearing in mind it's utter fucking shit in the first place) and you will get an idea of how terribly mindless it is.
Even the bad miming or half naked dancers does nothing to lighten what is most likely the them program for Exit the Euthanasia society.
The plunge from the 7th floor to the ground was actually quite inviting compared to the torture of Fernsehgarten but little was I to know there was a surprise in store.
It was actually the best program on that day - never saw that bastard coming, what a bugger !
Anyway, back to the meal avec flies, I had a BBQ platter it consisted of chicken (not too bad), a long kebab like thing (also not too bad), a piece of meat of unknown originan (possibly beef?), a piece of bacon and a round flat thing that resembled a deep fried poop.
All served with red pepper rice (ugh) and red pepper sauce (double ugh), to be fair if it wasn't for the damn heat setting the flies off it was not too bad.
We amused ourselves with traditional meal games, catch the fly, flick the fly, brush the fly and finally knock the fly over to your colleague.
Ahh good times.
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